I mean, the very design of this song is to be so upbeat and happy that you find it obnoxious, imagine having to listen to something like that at least twice a day. “Is there no relief from all this damn merriment?”Īll throughout this song, we are treated to nonsensical little quips of “ho ho ho, hee hee hee,” which is, of course, the happy Christmas tree expressing his happiness in the most annoying way possible. Before the song has even really begun, they are prying open your mouth and shoving their jingle bells down your throat. What makes it worse is it’s a chorus of annoyingly upbeat people all in your face with their jolly nonsense. Yeah, see that shit? And that’s before we even get to any lyrics. Have you ever heard this song? It’s infuriating! Look, I understand Christmas is a happy, jolly time that gives people the warm fuzzies (people that don’t have it forced down their throats for eight hours a day anyway), but holy shit is this song annoying. “Hey, kids! Saw off my limbs and take me home to slowly die in your house as you torture me with heavy lights, infectious glitter, and foamy chemicals that look sort of like snow! Yay!
